Probably NSFW Look at Beach Queens Asama Tomo by Wave

Unless your work consists of looking at scantily clad anime figures.

I swear. I don’t remember pre-ordering this…this…this thing! Oh God, it’s so lewd! I’m not into these types of figures and I shouldn’t be! But alas! Apparently I am and I did preorder this about half a year back along with my Megurine Luka Tony Ver. *Sigh* Well, it’s here and it’s a pretty new figure so I might as well take these lemons and make lemonade. Time to review Beach Queens Asama Tomo (Which I insist I didn’t buy. Not while I was sober at least.)!

Let’s start with her box!

She comes with a little booklet.

Mostly Japanese text but there are a couple of illustrations.

Any readers kind enough to translate this? Do I even have readers?!

Well, her face captures how she looks in the anime (Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere). Her lips look kind of out-of-place though. As if they were just drawn in with a thin marker. I like how she’s blushing. With a bikini like that, who wouldn’t be blushing?

The Beach Queens series is a line of figures of girls from anime clad in their swimwear. They’re noticeably smaller than 1/8 scale figures and it should be expected that these figures have lower quality details since it seems as if Beach Queens figures trade quality for affordability. They usually cost just as much as Figmas and Nendoroids. Still, Tomo’s bare skin, which is probably already 85% of the figure, is well detailed with visible skin tones. Just look at her sexy abdomen!

She has ├╝ber sexy legs but her calves are much too small for her delicious thighs.

She doesn’t look too great when viewed from the side.

Nothing to look at from the side really.

Her jaw seems off. It’s too diagonal. Fortunately, this isn’t obvious when viewed from the front. Oh yeah. Her head is removable and slightly adjustable.

And now for her back side! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!

Right off the bat, you’ll notice her perky butt fully exposed by her thong. It actually looks as if she’s bare bottomed since the line supposedly holding her bikini together is barely visible. Do you see it?

Her hair is probably the most detailed part about her.

Truly an ass Billy Gunn would enjoy.

For those that didn’t get the Billy Gunn reference:

With the right angle, It may look like Tomo really isn’t wearing anything.

Her hand is where it shows that she’s not a high-quality figure. First of all, her forearm going to her wrist is too cylindrical. It lacks bumps and curves. Second, that pose with her hand looks quite unnatural.

Well, she’s not really a great figure, but for her price, buying is reasonable if you like her enough, or if you just want a pretty pair of butt cheeks to look at. Her pose is simple, but her face and her unique bikini design make her attractive. You might not wanna put her up on display though, unless being called a pervert is your thing. Definitely don’t want any kiddies discovering her! When it comes down to it, there’s really only one reason why you’d want this figure: sexual needs. You probably want something to fap at. I probably wanted somethng to fap at too. She’s not all that great design-wise. For her price, there are better looking figures that don’t make it obvious that you probably weren’t the hottest thing in high school. I’ll be brutally honest: I’m a little ashamed that I bought this figure but my shame just flew out the window when I took a good look at her. Sure, I’ll probably keep her in the storage closet my mom never looks, but I like her for what she’s worth and what she’s for. If you need 3D fap material but you don’t have the cash for a real hentai figure, Tomo’s a good alternative. This must be what buying your first porn magazine feels like.

WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BUY TOMO #1

WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO BUY TOMO #2

Look, I’m sorry if I hurt your pride but…

But let’s face facts. The title had “NSFW” on it. The first image had a SIDE-BOOB and an ASS. Despite all that, you kept reading. I thank you for taking the time to read my stuff but you let yourself be exposed to sexual content which means that you were probably looking for it anyway. You’re a pervert and so am I. I’m possibly more of a pervert than you are! If you feel bad about being a pervert just know that there are others worse off than you!

BE A PERVERT!

AND BE PROUD!

And finally, Like the blog on Facebook for bonus content. Probably not as perverted as this stuff (wouldn’t want a naked Tomo popping up on your feed while you’re with your friends, would we?) but I’ll share a lot of anime content. All original! None of them reposts you’ve seen on 9Gag or Memebase a thousand times before!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s