Sankarea 4 Episode – Porno Cliches

Apparently zombies can’t wear pants.

Summary:

Rea’s drunk mom runs into some maids gossiping about Rea’s disappearance. So drunk mom goes to pedo-dad for some answers.

Pedo-dad is washing away his sorrows in the bath when drunk mom bursts in. Apparently this news about Rea running away will jeopardize her position as the school’s chairman of the board.

Lurker butler-san mentions that Rea is now living with Chihiro. Pedo-dad gets up and vows to get Rea back.

And on the other side of town, Rea, with the help of Chihiro, is sewing up her gut wound.

Chihiro asks her if she realizes she’s already dead. Rea’s just happy since this is her first time in a guy’s room.

And on the other other side of town, Wanko somehow gets out of the canal. She’s not too happy with Chihiro ditching her while going after Bob.

And back to the side of town which isn’t the previous one or the first, Rea’s enjoying the breeze while Chihiro’s enjoying the view.

Rea spots Bob on a tree. Some small explanation from Chihiro about how Bob’s nose is broken hence he goes “babu” instead of “nyaa”. Chihiro then notices that Bob’s eyes went back to normal.

Some small chit-chat between Rea and Chihiro. She wants to experience a normal girl’s life now that she’s free from pedo-dad. Suddenly, she forces herself on Chihiro and…

Wanko calls out Chihiro before virginites can be lost.

Wanko demands Chihiro to get down so Chihiro leaves Rea alone for a while. Rea suddenly realizes what she was about to do with Chihiro and gets flustered in the zombiest way possible. Hey I just invented a new word!

Wanko and Chihiro go to the river side. That is some really out-of-place water they have there…

Chihiro tries to explain why he ditched Wanko when pervert-friend and shota-friend show up.

Pervert-friend begs Chihiro to introduce Rea to him. Wanko thought Chihiro didn’t know Rea. Shota-friend explains that Rea approached them looking for Chihiro and adds that he’s just happy that Chihiro likes normal girls too and isn’t a necrophile.

Meanwhile, Rea decides to take a shower since nobody’s home. This is a set-up for a porno, isn’t it?

Yup, I was right.

Grandpa Furuya thinks Rea is his dead wife returned so he proceeds to “hug” Rea tightly.

Rea manages to get away and luckily just before things get messy.

Chihiro gets home and the first thing he sees when he enters his room is Rea with a towel barely covering her. Every teenage boy’s dream.

Apparently Rea got hard (and not in the sexual way) so Chihiro touches her (and not in the sexual way). He discovers Rea has Rigor Mortis. Oh noez…

Thoughts:

Not much in this episode aside from fanservice brought to you by Rea and her dad. It was predictable fanservice too. Okay, the part where she placed that sponge between her breasts caught me off guard. Don’t know what I’m talking about? Go watch the show. Everything else, though, was as a porno cliche straight from the Prono Cliches For Dummies book. Just like Tasogare, I am unfazed. I have watched too much material to be even slightly aroused by this. Seriously, the twenty minutes just flew by and I found myself asking “That was it?” when it ended. Pedo-dad wasn’t being the evil bastard that he usually is. I’m not liking his character but at least it invokes some kind of reaction. This sulking naked guy isn’t the pedo-dad I know! Anyway, about the entire cast was in this episode and so focus was really split. A few minutes of pedo-dad crying in the tub, a few minutes of Rea enjoying her new life, a few minutes of Wanko being mad at Chihiro, a few minutes of pervert-friend being a pervert, and a whole episode of Chihiro being dragged into all this. The show was all over the place and yet nothing much was achieved. Really, the only important things to remember when going in to the next episode is that Rea’s mom needs Rea to keep her job secure and Rea now has Rigor Mortis.

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